The greedy little bugger ordered 3 different kinds of doughnuts:
1. Peppermint kiss: a red velvet cake doughnut with peppermint cream
2. Southern red velvet: another red velvet cake doughnut, but this time with traditional cream cheese frosting
3. Maple bacon bar: a maple bar doughnut with bacon bits
I, being a slightly less greedy person, limited myself to 2:
1. Malt chocolate cream: a doughnut similar to a bavarian cream, but with malt chocolate mousse filling rather than bavarian cream
2. I copied my bro and also claimed a Southern red velvet cake doughnut
Gah! Holiday weight gain... seems almost impossible to avoid